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- Harry Potter
- Doctor Who
- Merlin
- Sherlock
- Glee
- The Big Bang Theory
- Starkid
- Disney


-I post things that make me smile. I hope they make you smile too.

-Always remember - Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If only one remembers to turn on the light.
If you're having trouble remembering that, My ask is always open if you feel like talking :)

 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco.
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Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

yeslarrystylinson:

we’ve never kissed they said.
some people genuinely think we’re in a relationship they said.
you’re dirty fucking liars I said.
 

Does anyone else think that Dichen Lachman from Being Human looks like Mirage from the Incredibles?

whitecreek:

 
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